It was a dark and stormy night

Collective storytelling
Here are some of the stories. They are crazy!

It was a dark and stormy night and Manolo was looking at the wall because he is stupid. He is very handsome but he hasn't got (a) nose, something that makes him funny. He's 39 years old, but he's too childish, so he started to imagine that the wall is a portal to another universe, so he loves it. He ended believing it, so he tried to open it 30 times with his face; he forgot he had to pull. He was entering the portal when an idea came to his mind. Maybe the portal was only a product of his imagination stimulated by the three spliffs of weed he smoked an hour ago. He burnt his clothes and ran all over the place. He became the new hero.

It was a dark and stormy night and little Fetus was sleeping. He heard a mosquito and he decided to kill the mosquito while he was crying but he didn't kill the mosquito and burn(t) the house just in case. He is stupid so he also burnt himself. Then, something special happened. He got fire superpowers and started to disturb people, so Superman appeared. At the end, he thought he was also Superman, so he killed himself.

It was a dark and stormy night and Mathilda was eating bread. Then she saw a child with a balloon, so she hit him and then she started to dance. While she was dancing, the balloon gave her an electric shock. Then her hair went afro, just when her ex-boyfriend entered the room. She wasn't gorgeous any more. She was recruited to a reggae band and then she fell in love with Donald Trump.